You're not gonna reach my TELEPHONE

[Luke Shaw]

luke shaw

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CAN BE REACHED AT 851-2143[/size][/color]

"I don't know why I'm doing this, nobody ever listens to voicemails. I'll say my name is LUKE three times, and someone will not leave a message for LUKE but for Johnny Boy or Betty Davis. If you actually are trying to reach LUKE, you know there's a better way than this."[/color][/font]
YOU HAVE REACHED LUKE PLEASE LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE. FOUR TIMES. I SAID IT FOUR TIMES.[/color][/font][/size]


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"I was working in my lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sight. For my monster from its lair began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise - he did the mash, he did the monster mash."

text message.[/color] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - flight of the bumblebee, who knows.
"buuuuuzzzzzz"

voice mail.[/color] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - chances are, five for fighting.
"Chances are, we'll find a new equation. Chances roll away from me. Chances are all we hope to be. Don't get my wrong, I never say never. No act of god could pull me away from you. I'm just a realistic man."[/font][/color]



CONTACTS ARE LOADING...CONTACTS ARE LOADING...CONTACTS ARE LOADING...[/color]


AGATHA MARIE LEBREUN ,[/font][/i][/color]
566-2302 - - - SHE HATES ME, PUDDLE OF MUDD[/color]

She fucking hates me, just
She fucking hates me
La la la love
I tried too hard
and she tore my feelings
like I had none
& ripped them away
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ONE ,, OPEN && TWO ,, OPEN && THREE ,, OPEN && FOUR ,, OPEN && FIVE ,, OPEN &&
SIX ,, OPEN && SEVEN ,, OPEN && EIGHT ,, OPEN && NINE ,, OPEN


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THIS PRETTY LITTLE TEMPLATE WAS MADE BY YOU'RE NOT IN ON
THE JOKE[/color] (AKA ELIZABETH) AT CAUTION 2.0. YEAH, SO DON'T
STEAL IT. THE LYRICS WERE WRITTEN BY MAX BEMIS[/color] (AKA SAY
ANYTHING), BECAUSE HE'S EPIC. DON'T REMOVE THIS CREDIT
PLEASE & THANKS[/font][/size]
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[Luke Shaw]

to become a contact ,

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luke shaw
MONSTER MASH - - - BOBBY PICKETT

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I was working in the lab late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie site. My monster from its lair began to rise, and suddenly to my surprise - he did the mash, he did the monster mash.[/size]
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[font=courier new][size=0][color=46466B]SD NUMBER? - - - [b]RINGTON BY BAND[/b][/size][/font][/color]
[IMG]two matching[/IMG] [IMG]icons here[/IMG]
[font=verdana][size=0]about four lines of lyrics from your
chosen ringtone here remember to
keep it neat and aligned all like this
so it looks pretty and junk thankss
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to send a text ,

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luke shaw ,

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NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER - NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER[/color]
hey there dude! i haven't talked to you in a wh-
ile. are you ignoring me? text me back, bitch! no, ser-
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[font=courier new][size=0][color=46466B][b]NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER - NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER[/b][/size][/font][/color]
[font=verdana][size=0]your text should go here. make it pretty and use the
enter button so everything is all nice and aligned and
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to send a media message ,

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luke shaw ,

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look at what i found! hahahh.
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[font=verdana][size=0][url=link to your picture here]message here[/url]
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to leave a voice mail ,

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luke shaw ,

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NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER - NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER[/color]
hey there dude! i haven't talked to you in a wh-
ile. are you ignoring me? call me back, bitch! no, ser-
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[font=verdana][size=0]your vmail should go here. make it pretty and use the
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to talk to ,

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luke shaw ,

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NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER - NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER NUMBER[/color]
hey there! what are you doing? i just woke up. we should
hang out later. ya digg? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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[font=verdana][size=0]la la la what you say here. remember to use the
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[Agatha LeBreun]

agatha marie lebreun ,

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566 - 2302[/color]
Hey Luke, it's Agatha, duh. Um, you didn't answer,
and I guess it's better you didn't. Listen, uhm...
I'm not going to be able to make our uh...
appointment? Something unexpected came up.
An accident actually. A traffic accident. Anyway,
whatever. Hit me up later so we can re-schedule?
Have fun with Fredo. Uh...bye!
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